11 Types Of Injuries That You’ll Incur If Your Ride In The Bed Goes Too Wild

What is the second step in a relationship? Getting married? Having kids? Meeting each other’s family? Renting the same house? NO!

JUMPING INTO THE BED.

Yes! Sex is how a couple takes their relationship ahead, it’s just them and a hundred thousand emotions flowing in the room.

Passion, feelings, emotions, intimacy, love and what not. But wait, what if you’re having the time of your life and you get injured? (Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?)

Yes, you read that right. Sex injuries are a thing for real and they can be extremely painful. (More painful than the kind of fun you were having before getting injured. IKR?) 

So, here is the list of sex injuries that can happen to you if the ‘process of your fun’ takes a wild turn. Take a look:

Hickies can be fatal.

Hickies can be fatal.

Okay so, it’s all fun and games when you’re both building up the scene, you’ve just beginning to begin ‘it’.

But what if those bites and hickies are fatal? They need medical attention, if not disappeared naturally.

A broken dick qualifies for an injury.

A broken dick qualifies for an injury.

No, I am not joking when I break this to you, but broken penises are one of the most common sex injuries that people report.

The heat of the moment and that unstoppable drive could cause some major damage to the blood vessels down there.

Carpet burn can harm your skin.

Carpet burn can harm your skin.

Sex is going to be a big problem if you DON’T choose to do it on the bed. The friction between your bodies and that rug will leave your skin with rashes.

Be careful before having a wild session.

Do you know what are vaginal tears?

Do you know what are vaginal tears?

No, it ain’t white or colourless. Vaginal tears are red, you might bleed or feel an intense amount of pain after having a intercourse.

The lack of lubricant can give you scratches down there and you could even end up hurting your ovaries.

Imagine your doggo jumping on you while you’re doing it.

Imagine your doggo jumping on you while you're doing it.

It could be your cat or any other pet. Their sharp claws or sharp teeth can harm both of you.

There’s a good chance of your pet attacking your partner too.

Getting too fancy can land foreign things in your vagina.

Getting too fancy can land foreign things in your vagina.

Being kinky is alright, but don’t go too far experimenting with them red hot chillies or any other food items.

It is most likely to cause irritation on your skin but you can be saved by a drop of coconut oil.ADVERTISEMENTYou Might Also Like

Can sex be lethal?

Can sex be lethal?

Of course, it can be!

According to a report, 0.6 per cent of all humans of this planet die a ‘sex-death’!

Lost and found condoms?

Lost and found condoms?

You all know the process and what goes where, but there’s a chance of that condom getting lost in your vagina.

There have been cases of people mistakenly swallowing it during oral sex.

You could actually break your bones.

You could actually break your bones.

Breaking your pee-pee is another thing but jumping onto each other or going the wild way has broken many hearts and bones.

You could also get a muscle pull or a back injury.

And you can also get urinary infection.

And you can also get urinary infection.

You saw this one coming, didn’t you?

These infections are a not so literal pain in the ass. You’ll need more than a week to get rid of it.

Did you know that oral sex and yeast infection are related?

Did you know that oral sex and yeast infection are related?

No, sex doesn’t cause a yeast infection but, oral sex or a guy who has saliva on his pee-pee can give you one!

That’s all, folks! Done for the day’s sex education. Thanks in advance.

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